ananxiousgenz:

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statement fucking ends.

sorvelle:

sarcasticscribbles:

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He’s Created

vampyr-bats:

i do think jonny succeeded in making an untwinkable monster this episode

ashes-in-a-jar:

MAGP07

SAM: I got a weird email from “John” with a random name and an address

MAGP09

LENA: You are to visit a man by the name of “Nigel Dickerson” and hand him this envelope which contains a name and address

Gwen is gonna be this podcast’s Fun Times person

buk-kakyoin:

Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, “You don’t sound Russian?” pales in comparison to “CAN HE READ??”

MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!

filthburgur:

polyamzeal:

this post is like a rorshach test that reveals people’s psychosexual frustrations

phantomrose96:

People getting big mad at pronoun features in online spaces is so funny like. Your username is NachoCheese and your icon is a traffic cone. I know you hate trans people but you’re getting they/them’d until you admit there’s a genuine use for the feature that puts he/him in your profile

trashmammal-7:

Actually really love that Gwen’s reaction to being told to hand over an envelope to a horrible monster was “Can he read??” like babygirl you have soo many other things to be worrying about.